stand up comedian - Raditya Dika

antara cinta dan kentut

cinta tertahan = sengsara
kentut tertahan = menderita


cinta tanpa rasa, bukan cinta namanya
kentut tak bau, bukan kentut namanya


cinta bagi kebanyakan orang "ah, cinta monyet "
kentut di depan orang banyak "sialan, tuh monyet"


cinta dan kentut tuh banyak dicari
kalo cinta: "dimana engkau duhai kekasih?"
kalo kentut: siaapa nih yang kentut?'


cinta menyatukan persepsi, kentut menyatukan emosi

the god of football

 

Messi said “the god of football has sent me to earth, in order to show people how to play football the right way!” When Cristiano Ronaldo heard about what Messi said, he looked at the ground thinking for a while, then said: “I don’t remember sending anyone!!" hahahaha...:-D